Things You Thought Were True In 1999

Your e-mail was private. The Economy was new. There was only one Bush to worry about, and he was taken care of. The 21st century was going to be pretty good. There was a big catastrophe looming, and it was called Y2K. 'Duke Nukem Forever' was coming out soon...[read] Yep, I thought this millennium was gonna be a big deal, and now with 1/20 of it gone, there's no big deal.